peachdoxie:

My ideal job is getting paid $100 an hour to find missing things in libraries and archives. Someone requested something and your staff can’t find it on the shelves? Hire me and I will literally search the entire stacks until I find it.

@tallitalianguy that, and photonics applied.

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podencos:

i have the opposite of that “everyone is an npc” mentality people have embraced where i’m instead like. the person next to me in line has someone they can’t wait to go home to, the person picking up their mail has felt devastation before, everyone in this grocery store is doing their sunday shopping, maybe the person that just honked at me is having the worst day of their life, my neighbor has doctors appointments and favorite foods and a song they can’t stand to hear anymore… you are all fully realized complex people and that is overwhelming me on a spiritual level…

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depression vs anxiety

cryptotheism:

cryptotheism:

cryptotheism:

All behavior is perverted, except for sex, which is violence.

All art is pornography, except for pornography, which is a complex form of geography.

There is no power, only kinks in the divine orgy.

undeadhousewife:

weatheredlaw:

lizardsfromspace:

Does any horror story about small towns capture the vibe more horrifyingly than this paragraph on Wikipedia

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This small farming community is known for its mob killing, its unsolved murders, its unsolved disappearances, and the annual pumpkin festival

Missouri is just like that.

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curlicuecal:

alexaloraetheris:

ampervadasz:

Ah, they’re probably coming up next! I don’t recognise the performance off the top of my head, but doing ballet is HELLISHLY INTENSE and doing it without your muscles througly warmed up is just asking for injured tendrons. In between scenes the dancers literally can’t sit still for too long or their muscles will cool down, or worse, cramp up, and if they’re not changing costumes they’re usually stretching, vigorously massaging their legs and, like here, bouncing around to the tune.

So this is a perfectly natural ballerina behavior. They’re just keeping warm and bonding. 👍

I love how the last line has the exact cadence of a “is the ballerina video cute” blog

these ballerinas are not distressed and this in fact good enrichment for ballerinas when confined outside their natural habitat (the stage)

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